EXCLUSIVE BRITAINS ‘WARREN BUFFET’ ARRESTED!! TRUE!

NEW WORLD exclusive yes I shit you not! News has reached ‘yours truly’ that a Mr Big a BARON of the UNITED KINGDOM OIL & GAS community has been arrested. Read on to find out exactly who it is and WHO had him shackled like a common criminal.

The Worlds’ ‘most dangerous man’ was arrested and interviewed under caution a complaint had been lodged with the City of London, Westminster Police by a SOLO complainant. The crime, which was so SIRIUS, had been reported to the highest levels, MI5, MI6, Special Branch & indeed Special K all were involved in the co-ordination of an operation code named ‘GREEN DRAGON’. Sauces indicated the arrest & interrogation was watched via video link by No10 Downing St. Teresa May personally signed the arrest warrant, after SOUND advice that National Security and ANGLO AFRICAN relations were on a knife edge. The ensuing operation was an ECHO of the one that nailed Osama Bin Laden.

NIGHTHAWK helicopters were hovering over the scene of the arrest and were seen flying round the Malvern Hills reminiscent of a world war II SPITFIRE. Officers, specially trained, arrived via what one bystander said was a “CHARIOT of vehicles”. Armed tacital units quickly alighted and began the ASCENT of this most dangerous mans lair. A castle atop the Malvern Hills. Like a HURRICANE officers rushed towards the battlements in what can only be described as a PREMIER operation that ended in TOTAL success.

Dr No Comment. Britains most dangerous man. As tough as RED ROCK

The apprehension of Mr Christopher Williams a.k.a ChrisOil! Public Enema No1! lol!!!!!

Yes I have it on good authority that ChrisOil the notorious Malvern ‘Gangsta’ a man at the ZENITH of the AIM cess-pit was interviewed at a High Security police station in Worcestershire last week. Oh my giddy Aunt whatever will the neighbours think….

However PROVIDENCE was smiling on Mr Williams due to the SOUND advice from ‘HIS’ crack legal team who were flown in from south FALKLAND. It’s reported that Williams choose to exercise his REGAL right to refuse to comment, what else from Britains most dangerous man but the first tenet of Cosa NOSTRA. The unholy TRINITY of the mafia!!! Silence from the  GOLDEN SAINT who was shackled using the toughest metal on planet earth ‘SULA’ IRON. No matter how hard the officers tried to break him ChrisOil remained HARDY not a word came from pubic enema No1…..  It was SILENCE THERAPUTICS all the way…..

Optiva Bucket Shop GLOBAL headquarters. Next to a Brothel above a barbershop. Pack of 4?

So just exactly what was the alleged crime and more to the point who was the instigator of that complaint. As I understand it from my INDEPENDENT RESOURCES, the alleged crime was… wait for it wait for it…. A tweet! The complainant was….. wait for it wait for it…. An Optiva Securities Employee also known as a ‘scumbag’ yes you know them, the biggest bucket shop brokerage on the London Stock Market. The purveyors of pump & dumps the wankers who shaft their own clients on a daily basis suckering them into some of the biggest POS’s on the AIM run by none other than Christian Dennis & co, aligned to the fat aussie share ramper David Lenigas, operating their bucket shop above a barbers and next to a  euphemistically called ‘lap dancing club’ also known as a Brothel! It has taken STERLING work on my behalf to bring this out into the public domain.

The complaint was made in Feb’ 2017. A most interesting conversation indeed. I spoke to The City of London Police last week. You’ll all know them as the brave men and women who have their hands full protecting the public from such threats as the London Bridge Terrorist Atrocity and serious organised crime. Whoever the Optiva fooker is who wasted valuable police time investigating a none crime should hang their heads in shame. What a ‘Pussy’. I emailed Optiva but as yet they too have remained silent. The silence of the lambs about to be slaughtered and ridiculed on social media.

The ‘boys & girls’ in blue have got better things to do then be forced into a wild goose chase after a phantom twitterer… No doubt the Optiva shysters were all having a good old chuckle in the wine bars and the ‘Brothel’ at the way they’d manipulated the rozzers into arresting Williams last week. If I was a mug punter signed up with ‘Optrivia’. I’d be closing my account pronto. Not least because Williams is still one of their clients! Customer Care?

It was one tweet making threats of a skoolboy nature.  Suffice it to say that there was no evidence to link poor ChrisOil to what the rozzers refered to as a ‘Malicious Communication’ that didn’t I repeat ‘didn’t’ come from Mr Oil’s twitter. But did originate from somewhere in the Birmingham area! FFS!  Such flimsy evidence which is no evidence, didn’t produce the hoped for Rendition to LENI GAS CUBA. File closed! No Further Action! Dismissed by the Crown Prosecution Service, filed under bollox. Case Closed. Victoria Oil & Gas to Mr Williams.

If anyone knows the name of the actual ‘pathetic broker’ who lodged the malicious complaint please do send it in to me.

I have some ‘experience’ in police matters and jurisprudence. There is no way that the police would have progressed this without a concerted effort on behalf of the complainant/Optiva. I get regular threats on twitter, email and occasionaly on the phone. I would never run to the police as I recognise exactly that those that indulge in such childish pranks, and that’s all it is, are halfwits. The fact that Optiva sought to TRAP ‘OIL’ & implicate him in such childish nonsense speaks more about them then it does about Williams, who as I understand it, sailed through the ’10 hour interrogation’ and came out ‘VALIANT’, as fresh as a ROSE but with no DESIRE to rinse repeat the experience. IGAS all is well that ends well…. And it really doesn’t MATRA in the grand scheme of life…

I can only assume that Optiva are run by pussies….. Ohhoooo the embarrassment….. Having your arse kicked by ChrisOil and every fooker on twitter, the financial chat sites, as well as every brokerage knowing it.

Viva

Dan