The Main Event was nothing compared to the undercard which saw a cage fight of truly magnificent proportions.
The air was tense, the showdown was going world-wide via VOX TV, Muppet TV and LSE. Sadly there was no mention of it on twitter…..
The audience was packed with well-known city of London big hitters! In the red corner was Andy ‘The Lion” Neal, in the Blue corner was Mike ‘Strangler” Whitlow. Both men had been heavily training, weight lifting pints of beer at the bar. One man had refused to ‘Shake Hands’ and one of them had decided that this was tantamount to an insult which deserved a ‘good thrashing’….
Ding!…… The crowd roared as the two Gladiators squared up, one of them the ‘Strangler’ couldn’t wait for the second Ding!!!!!. An over-arm, underarm shake my hand deceit resulting in a death like throat grip by the ‘Strangler’ on the ‘Lion’ was quickly dealt with by an over-arm, double left-sided swerve and twist as the ‘Lion’, struggled, to get out of the ‘Strangler‘ Jedi grip, eventually slipping, the ‘sneak’ before the bell attack.
Ding! Ding!! Round one…. the ‘Strangler‘ moved in again with a forced back push to the exit doors. The ‘Lion’ once again deftly wriggled and giggled as he danced away with superior footwork. (These moves were honed on the playing fields of their primary schools). The crowd screamed, they roared there’d never been such a ‘holy show’ as this at Walsall before… The gloves were off the boys were going hammer and tongue back and forth as each blow was countered by the other, the sweat was dripping off them it went on back and forth like this all night, punches, kicks, gouges, bites, bear hugs ,pulling tongues, it was “gruesome” there was claret every-where (NOT) some said it was “embarrassing” to watch such fine figures of the retail Investor/Trader space demean themselves with such a display of sheer masculinity! As the deadly twosome swung like demolition balls back and forth….
“Rocky! Rocky! Rocky!” The audience howled… “Bring on Tyson Fury” and “who the fook is Conor McGregor we’ve got The Lion and The Strangler!!!!” The referees quickly ran in and parted the CONbatants at the final bell of this 40 second extravaganza, declaring a Drraw! Honours even, both fighters came out with their reputations exactly where they were at the beginning. LOL!!!!!!!
Such was the entertainment at the I’m gunna strangle you!!! You never shook my hand! Fiasco!