Yes I can now exclusively reveal to the Blogosphere that Premier foods are launching a new improved Hovis loaf.
The Blog has pulled out ALL the stops to give you this world exclusive!
After many phone calls and emails BrokermanDaniel has spared no expense in his fight for share-holders the world over to find out the secrets of the new improved Hovis loaves
Yes one DEAD MOUSE per Hovis! Tail also included!
What an offer how could any customer refuse to eat Hovis!
Premier foods are currently trading at 17P while new improved Hovis Mouse bread costs just 79p! What a deal .
So the next time your spreading the marmalade on the toast spare a thought for all those organic mice who have sacrificed them-selves just for your toast and marmalade!
Well done to PREMIER FOODS what great products keep up the good work!
And now we know why your bread price is increasing!
*Not long now before share-holder value returns here*
Next new product whisper……….. Roast human turds in crispy Batter!!!
- Bread Maker Fined Over Dead Mouse In Loaf (news.sky.com)
- It’s a miced loaf (thesun.co.uk)
- Dead mouse found in loaf of bread by dad – picture (mirror.co.uk)
- Father making sandwiches finds mouse found baked into loaf of bread (independent.co.uk)
- Bread prices must rise, says owner of Hovis (independent.co.uk)