What an absolute shocker of an RNS released today at 12:30pm by the biggest load of bullshitters that inhabit the AIM space. So it’s come down to this, after literally hundreds of millions of pounds in placings, warrants, options, consultancy fees, director fees & good knows what else, the utter shameless shysters, who’ve pocketed tens of millions of pounds, at the very least, announce that the “Billions I tell you billions of barrels of oil in the Weald Basin” is net to United Kingdom Oil & Gas (LON: UKOG) 60 bopd, on a good day.

And as one last fraudulent ‘Hurrah’ UKOG are pretending that it’s actually 362 bopd. But further down in the ‘Tissue of lies’ (RNS), those who have more than a 10 second attention span & actually read verbatim RNS’s, learn that the 362 bopd is an analysis based on data potential.

HH Portland never flowed at 362 that number is theoretical analysis from Xodus, you’ll remember them as the chaps who basically said that Angus Energy (LON: ANGS) only just made it over the line to IPO  with Lidsey/Brockham. And we all know the actual flow-rates currently coming out of Lidsey/Brockham. Zippo…. The actual flow rate from Horse Hill Portland was 140-160bopd! UKOG own 46%, so do the maths on real flow rates not fantasy ones. 60 bopd! That’s it folks….. Of course those who took their time to correctly research the Weald Basin by reading what the British Geological Survey based their opinions on would know that in the whole of the Weald Basin there’s approx’ 11 million barrels of oil recoverable.

But not to worry as UKOG have now employed yet another Broker. Come on down Novum the new Broker and you all know what’s coming next? Fill in the blanks.  P_A_I_G.

There really are some real dumb fookers out there who swallowed, hook, line and sinker the whole Billions of barrels falsehoods. Not to worry the likes of David Lenigas made a fortune selling into the orchestrated rises. You lot are, as my sources, tell me what the shysters refer to as the ‘Meat in their liquidty sandwich’

Have a nice day…. 60bopd. I just can’t stop laughing….










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8 Responses

  1. Paul. says:

    Ha ha!Great post.I’m on poundcafe Liverpool laughing at the suckers who fell for the “billions I tell ya” Chuckle .

  2. Philip G says:

    Ukog it’s as bad as it gets. What a scam this has been. FairPlay to Dan. Called it right at every step of the way.

  3. Ap05 says:

    Why are you misleading everyone….what about the kimmeridge?
    ….and how’s your OBC tip doing….yeah losing a lot of people a lot of money

    • Dan Levi says:

      Well actually I’m bang on the monery #ANGS are placing 100% just because they’re now exposed and trying to walk it back to confuse numpties like you doesn’t mean they’ve found a magic source of cash. As for OBC I’ve made an absolute fortune. I bought at 13p. And am holding a huge free carry, as well as a profit of cold hard cash. Surely you know that. It’s been out there for yonks… Oh but hang on you’re trying to deflect away from the ANGS Lidsey/Brockham total failure…. 1200 bopd and 10 tankers a day leaving for the next 10 years. LOL!!!!! There are some real dummies about and you are one of them.

  4. Jason says:

    Sounds almost exactly like AST

  5. You Are the IDIOT! says:

    WHo’s laughing now dickwad

    • Dan Levi says:

      Im laughing shithead. Where are the billions of barrels? You’re Screaming about 60 barrels of oil after literally hundreds of millions of pounds wasted. Lol 🙂 🙂 LOL!!! LOL…

    • Joe90 says:

      Dan’s laughing. As is every market commentator. Laughing at yours and others dumbass stupidity. World class oil asset? There’s nowt down there other than dregs. Problem is mug punters like youwser are ten a penny.. Billions of barrels of oil in the weald…. How in the name of jumping Jehovah can mongs like you fall for such utter horse sh8t. Begone thicko aussie.