Just a quick note here on spectacles. I’ve recently had an eye test apparently I’m in need of reading glasses. Well actually it’s not apparently it’s certain I picked up two sets yesterday before I set off on my travails to Newcastle. I always thought that I was never affected by vanity unfortunately I now know how wrong I am. I look a right pillock in them. Don’t get me wrong the spec’s are terrific and they cost a small fortune they react in sunlight and shade over. So my question is this where the bloody hell are my new spectacles? I can’t find either pair of them, have I left them in A/ Hotel,B/Restaurant, C/Motorway service station or D/Subconsciously dropped them on purpose? And another thing how the hell does one keep ones spectacles on one’s head? Mine kept falling off every time I leaned over to read a confidential report on yes you’ve guessed it Range Resources! Is it an omen or a portent of good things to come find out over the next few weeks when Dan the man finds his glasses!